Author(s): Paul Jennings

Junior

The Gizmo: Stephen's bra is starting to slip. His pantyhose are sagging. His knickers keep falling down. Oh, the shame of it! The Gizmo Again: The girl sucks Jack's eye. Her tongue is huge and spongy and dribbly. The tip of it goes up one nostril. Come Back Gizmo: The dog sniffs Jimmy's legs. Jimmy sniffs the dog's legs. The dog sniffs Jimmy's bottom. Jimmy sniffs...aaargh. Horrible, horrible, horrible. It's a dog's life for Jimmy when the gizmo gets really gross. Sink the Gizmo: Cal and Ricky both stare at the one-eyed seagull. "You wanted food," Ricky whispers. "There it is." "A seagull? You'd eat a seagull?" "I'd eat anything," says Ricky. "Anything." When Ricky and Cal wag school, they bite off more than they can chew.