Crap CVs
Author(s): Jenny Crompton
Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate. Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, self-aggrandizing gibberish, blatant truth-twisting and, of course, outright lies.
Product Information
Jenny Crompton is a freelance writer and editor.
General Fields
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- : Penguin Books Ltd
- : Penguin Books Ltd
- : 0.144
- : 01 June 2014
- : United Kingdom
- : 01 September 2014
- : books
Special Fields
- : 240
- : 650.1420207
- : 1014
- : Paperback
- : Jenny Crompton